Just go...

[Nevan]

Bet we have more racists to non racist ratio than you.

By the way, Michelin > Goodyear.

Every car we drive has Michelins on it.

[Ogreasy]

Here in Akron we burn toy blimps in your front yard if you don't use Goodyear.
We are fanatics of a sort. Its our number one industry, along with Soap box derby and DEVO of course.

[Nevan]

That's dumb.

Michelin is really superior to Goodyear, though.

[Ogreasy]

I was joking about the blimps!!!
In Akron we are all over critical of everything Goodyear does. We all talk trash about their stupid enw slogan "On the wings of Goodyear" its apparently an homage to the aviation tires we make. Popular suggestions from my granddad include "We make good tires dammit!" "Buy them Jackass!" "We make the best F**king tires in the world!"
Of course, the views and opinions expressed by CBAs granddad are not necessarily the views of CBA himself.
Yeah, I don't take the tire thing that seriously.
I'm gonna write a book about it someday, and just how wacky our city is.

[Nevan]

You could be the next Michael Moore.

[Ogreasy]

Michael Moore is cool, but he kind of skews the truth a little bit.
In Bowling for Columbine he says something like
"It was just like any other morning, the president was bombing a country whose name we couldn't pronounce(Refers to the conflict in Yugoslavia and Serbia and all)." What Michael Moore fails to include is that Clinton was bombing that country to prevent GENOCIDE. He has other dumbass stuff too, but I mostly like him.

[Nevan]

Yea, but it's hard to find someone that isn't a little bit biased about politics, so he's just left-leaning. He is funny, I read Dude, Where's My Country, by him, it's quite a good read.

[Ogreasy]

Yeah, at least hes left winged bias.
Have you heard about Air America Radio yet?
www.airamericaradio.com
They are a liberal radio station, they make fun of Rush Limbaugh and all those other right wing talk show hosts.
They have a show called "Morning Sedition" which mocks NPR's "Morning Edition"
I love it, Chuck D has a show on at Saturday nights which I like.

[Cavalier]

oh yea? all those who dont use pirelli tires in my town are sent down large hills in giant pirelli tires with only a loin cloth on into a river filled with genuine florida alligators, MUWAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA lolz

[Ogreasy]

Silly tire rivalries.